I feel just like Tolstoy. He wrote books — I write books (maybe his were slightly longer). He grew cabbages on his estate. I grow cabbages on my…well, backyard. He owned 211 male serfs plus all their wives and kids. I have a gardener who comes every other week to mow the lawn and blow the leaves around. He wore a loose white smock. I wear an extra large white cotton shirt and never tuck it in. He gambled and chased…well, let’s not get into that. - Michael Lipsey

I feel just like Tolstoy. He wrote books — I write books (maybe his were slightly longer). He grew cabbages on his estate. I grow cabbages on my…well, backyard. He owned 211 male serfs plus all their wives and kids. I have a gardener who comes every other week to mow the lawn and blow the leaves around. He wore a loose white smock. I wear an extra large white cotton shirt and never tuck it in. He gambled and chased…well, let’s not get into that. - Michael Lipsey