A sculptor friend was trying to pick up a girl at an opening, but he’d had quite a few glasses of wine. She asked him what he did, and he said he was a sculpture. Don’t laugh, I have to tell people I’m an epigrammatist. Fortunately, I’m married.

A sculptor friend was trying to pick up a girl at an opening, but he’d had quite a few glasses of wine. She asked him what he did, and he said he was a sculpture. Don’t laugh, I have to tell people I’m an epigrammatist. Fortunately, I’m married.